Sexy, No?

So, I recently got a friend request from one Ms. Tila Tequila, but I don't know if I'm interested in adding her, mostly cause I have a policy of not adding anyone I don't actually know. But, when I clicked on her request to see who it was, I noticed this chick in her top 8.

I love this picture so much. It's moderately bad enough to almost actually be good, except that it's like this sexy cat who looks like she lives on a farm. If it were a porn, the gist might be that she's a horny pussy who happens to live on a dairy farm and whose sexual frustration is amplified by the fact that she's surrounded by nothing but Moo Cows who just sit and complain about how sore their teats are from all the milking.

At night, she sneaks out and has wild, passionnate sex with a guy in a Wolverine costume, only she meant for him to get a more convincing-looking one, but this is the only one the prop master had the budget for and it actually ends up being very effective since both of their costumes are made out of such flimsy plastic that they pretty much dissolve once they start dry-humping each other.

Additionally, I'd like to point out that I originally thought she was using a cane to prop herself up into that pelvis-jutting-out-to-the-side stance she has going on there, until I realized it was actually nunchucks.